🧮 Regret Calculator
Calculate how much $REGRET you need to cope with your losses
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Embrace the Regret
If you've ever bought a stupid memecoin that went to zero,
you MUST buy $5 of Regret Coin!
Current Market Regret Level:
If you've ever bought a stupid memecoin that went to zero,
you MUST buy $5 of Regret Coin!
Calculate how much $REGRET you need to cope with your losses
Regret Coin ($REGRET) is the world's first self-aware cryptocurrency that turns your financial trauma into digital assets. Built on Solana for maximum speed and minimum fees - because your regrets compound fast enough already.
Total Supply
(Just like your losses)Pure Regret
(No utility, maximum vibes)Regret Potential
(Unlimited upside)Team Allocation
(We regret nothing)Legendary crypto disasters that inspired $REGRET
$40B to dust in 48 hours
Classic Regret"Funds are safe" - SBF
Elite Regret99% of dog coins went to zero
Basic Regret"Diamond hands" they said...
Peak RegretEvery. Single. Time.
Timeless Regret20x was a good idea, they said
Pro RegretThe most transparent regret distribution in crypto history
Fair launch on pump.fun - no presale, no VCs, just pure regret
Locked and probably worthless (maximum transparency)
We have no team. Just regrets.
Zero buy/sell tax. The market will tax you enough.
To create the world's first self-aware cryptocurrency that actively judges your investment decisions while providing exceptional meme value.
Our revolutionary consensus mechanism converts your poor decisions into blockchain validation. The more you regret, the more you mine.
Built on Solana: Because your regrets hit you instantly, your trades should too. 65,000 TPS of pure emotional damage.
Our AI judges your trades in real-time. Every buy triggers a judgment algorithm. Sell at a loss? The contract remembers.
We don't need to tax you - the market will do that for us. 0% buy, 0% sell. Maximum pain, minimum friction.
A carefully planned journey into emotional devastation
A groundbreaking exploration of financial trauma tokenomics
Discover how we mathematically quantify regret using advanced apenometrics and emotional blockchain analysis. Our peer-reviewed formula: Regret = (Initial Investment × Hope) / Current Value.
Read Full Chapter →Learn how our revolutionary PoR mechanism converts buyer's remorse into network security. Every regretful trade strengthens the blockchain.
Read Full Chapter →Deep dive into our deflationary model where tokens burn themselves out of shame. 420.69T supply, decreasing with every pump-and-dump cycle.
Read Full Chapter →Why exactly $5? The psychology behind the perfect regret hedge amount. Small enough to be irresponsible, large enough to feel something.
Read Full Chapter →Join thousands of degens who already regret their decision
⚠️ This is a meme token. Not financial advice. You will probably regret this. That's the point.